Articles written by Greg

Most Powerful Shot Ever?

Today we’ve seen the worst of the worst from the world of professional football. We’ll try and restore the balance a little by bringing you this thriker from Braga’s Ismaily dos Santos. We aren’t sure of the exact speed of …

Worst Footballer Ever?

This montage of Newcastle Jets’ Ruben Zadkovich will make you cry. Either through laughter at his sheer imcompetence, or perhaps Mariah Carey just gets you going. If he’s a pro, there’s hope for everyone. We’re emigrating and going to hang …

Low-Blow Hits Hard

Gents, we’ve all been there. And it’s bloody painful. SuperSport United’s Thabiso Nkoana had his eggs well and truly scrambled by Rooi Mahamutsa of the Orlando pirates, and the latter was quite rightly sent off for his assault on Nkoana’s nuts. …

Ceni Scores in the Wrong Goal for Once

Rogerio Ceni is well-known the world over for being the best goal-scoring ‘keeper around. Penalties and free-kicks mean the Brazil international now has over 100 goals in his career. However, his actual job is to try and keep them out …

Israeli Keeper Faceplants

In this week’s friendly between Israel and Hungary, Israeli goalie Dudu Aouate (Spanish football fans will remember him) collided with Adam Szalai, landing face-first into the turf. Both players finished the match though, fortunately. But still, pretty good faceplant.

Referee Goes Down Easily

Football is blighted by big-time Charlies hitting the deck all too often (see Hazard, Eden and Neymar as recent examples). However, we may be in trouble now referees have started to do it too. During this FRIENDLY game, Benfica defender …

Agger Gets YNWA Tattoo

Liverpool defender Daniel Agger already has a pretty impressive array of tattoos, but now he’s gone and nailed his colours to the Liverpool mast by getting the famous YNWA tattooed across his knuckles. Whether he’ll get it covered up when …