Articles written by Greg

Joe F***ing Kinnear? Seriously?!

Joseph F***ing Kinnear is back. JFK. The man with a mightily impressive 21% win ratio as Newcastle manager during their relegation season has, for reasons known only to owner Mike Ashley, been appointed Director of Football. Despite their impressive fifth …

9 Year-Old Slovak Is Best We’ve Seen

We’ve all seen dozens of YouTube clips of kids claiming to be the next big thing, but this young man from Slovakia, Patrik Jakubik, certainly looks to be the real deal. Currently signed to MSK Zilina’s under-10s, we first spotted …

Colo Throws a Party: We Aren’t Invited

Newcastle and Argentina defender Fabricio Coloccini threw a party for Newcastle’s squad at his house last night, and courtesy of resident Toon fly on the wall Sammy Ameobi (and Instagram) we got to see inside. We love that Colo honours …

Simpson Up to Old Tricks

Friend of Fresh Air Football Jamie Robinson posted this picture today, of him with a slightly worse-for-wear Danny Simpson. Apparently Jamie told Danny that he didn’t believe he was porking Tulisa, so good old Danny responded by calling her up …

Red Card Leads to Ref Beating

This isn’t funny, but mental. This Lebanese second division game ended up in a refereeing witch-hunt after the man in the middle produced a red card. Apparently the appropriate response is for half of the ‘wronged’ team to chase and …

Arsene’s Rap

Friends of Fresh Air TheMilkmen25 have sent us this rap from Arsene Wenger. This would definitely get more airtime than Rafa’s Rant. “We’re better off without them if you ask me, rather have Franny Jeffers here than Samir Nasri.”

Man United Players in Matching PJs

Manchester United’s squad have gone to Qatar for a quick break. En route it appears they decided to bond by wearing matching Bugs Bunny pyjamas. We assume Anderson was behind it as he’s in most of the photos. However, grumpy …